house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me
I would never chase a man, but if he's written by Kerri Meniscalco, I might jog a little.
I'm honestly just wingin' it..
I would never chase a man, but if he's written by Kerri Meniscalco, I might jog a little.
thomas cresswell said 'Her mind and soul hold me captive—and I am all too willing to stay imprisoned for the remainder of my life.' and you expect me to just be okay after that???
“Like a shadow, I am and I am not.”
— Rumi
(via philosophyquotes)
“I promise I shall never give up, and that I’ll die yelling and laughing.”
— Jack Kerouac
“She’s a mess of gorgeous chaos and you can see it in her eyes.”
— Charles Bukowski
There is a specific and terrifying difference between “never were” monsters and “are not anymore” monsters
“The thing that was not a deer” implies a creature which mimics a deer but imperfectly and the details which are wrong are what makes it terrifying
“The thing that was not a deer anymore” on the other hand implies a thing that USED to be a deer before it was somehow mutated, possessed, parasitically controlled or reanimated improperly and what makes THAT terrifying is the details that are still right and recognizable poking out of all the wrong and horrible malformations.
hey I totally fucked up and forgot the 3rd type, which is “Is Not Anymore And Maybe Never Was” monsters
“The thing which was no longer a deer and maybe never was” implies a creature that, at first glance, completely appears to be a deer, but over time degrades very slowly until you realize (probably too late) that it is not a deer anymore, and had you seen it in this state first, you wouldn’t have recognized it as a deer at all, and there’s a decent chance that it was never actually a deer to begin with but only a very good mimic, and what makes this one scary is the slow change from everything being right to everything being wrong, happening slowly enough that you don’t even notice it until its too late, as well as the fact that something now so clearly not a deer could have fooled you to begin with.
And the fourth type, which is, “I dunno, but it sure ain’t a deer.” Which implies complete confusion about what the creature could be, to the point that even a person as comfortable in this world as someone who would use the word ain’t unironically is uncertain, which should horrify you to the deepest depths of your soul.
I just need a porch with a hammock where I can spend my mornings drinking coffee, and evenings watching the sun go down.
All throughout your life you’ve saved the life of the same person again and again. You eventually began joking that you are their guardian angel. When you died and entered heaven you were surprised to see them being berated by an angel. Apparently they were supposed to be your guardian angel.